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Chris D’Elia - What Drunk Girls Are Really Like - White Male. Black Comic.

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Chris D’Elia shares his impression of drunk girls and explains why he’s baffled by their use of the word “random.” Subscribe to Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUsN5ZwHx2kILm84-jPDeXw?sub_confirmation=1 Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up: Twitter: https://twitter.com/standup Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/comedycentralstandup Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ccstandup Watch more Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/comedycentral Watch full Comedy Central stand-up specials: http://www.cc.com/shows/stand-up
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SIA (4 days ago)
Who else thinks he is wearing his pants too low 😂
HotMessMama (4 days ago)
So drunk girls sound like Pauly Shore??
Deeznurtz (5 days ago)
Watching this high was the best thing ever
Mark Anthony (6 days ago)
I will shit in your mouth if I see you.
Mark Anthony (6 days ago)
I will fuck the shit out of you ass hole if I ever see you.
Kelli Andrews (7 days ago)
Did hugh jackman pull a Garth ir Chris🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anubis The Jackal (7 days ago)
his delivery is just flawless
hof8231 (8 days ago)
Chris D'Elia is literally just the New Jersey version of Dane Cook. Take any D'Elia joke then imagine Dane Cook saying it instead or vice versa. Their dumb fuckin schticks are interchangeable.
Matthew Beshai (8 days ago)
Funny
Patrick Matteson (9 days ago)
This is comedy??? Go away
Ojas Agarwal (10 days ago)
2:31 wtf is that guy doing lmao
tapac 777 (11 days ago)
This guy is an Evil twin of Hugh Jackman that ran out of a laboratory and now giving shows.
Dakota Meyer (11 days ago)
He's a better drunk girl than a drunk girl is
Justin Nardine (12 days ago)
It doesn’t even matter!
Furyo (15 days ago)
YO, yeah i can lmaooo
Moonrise Serpentine (15 days ago)
Am a girl. Can confirm this is accurate asf.
Chris D'Elia (15 days ago)
Whatuuuuuuup!!!
Meat Sweats (17 days ago)
EEWWWIIT GET MY.THIINNNGGSS
Monika Nejman (18 days ago)
Good looking and funny, all I need 💜👍😁😁😁😁😉
Sammus 9474 (18 days ago)
GET MY THINGS NOBODY MOVE
Tavv (19 days ago)
He should start podcast!
Tess Worley (21 days ago)
Get my things!!!!!
Saksha Verma (21 days ago)
I get recommended this set so often that I now know it word to word. And I still fucking love it.
NaiTheKnight44 (22 days ago)
He looks like Van Helsing
lizbeth (24 days ago)
his drunk girl voice sounds like nick kroll
Brendan Lackey (24 days ago)
“It’s not random, it’s Winter”
Frankie Gabagool (25 days ago)
You can tell he stole the style, Comedic pauses and sounds of Sebastian M. RIP OFF. Funny price though
D Man (26 days ago)
So true
Nick Constantine (26 days ago)
Imagine he keeps pretending to throw up, then a member of the audience throws up very loudly.
Kaleigh Nicole (28 days ago)
"it doesn't even matter"
Geo Mag (28 days ago)
This dude had me rollin
The Black Kaiser (29 days ago)
Girls be like ...😂
Azlyn Faust (29 days ago)
lol that’s Random
KillTheMagician (30 days ago)
Hack
arleta goralka (30 days ago)
The only reason I’m watching him is because he’s f *** hot
Sabba Sarishvili (1 month ago)
This is as accurate as any impression can get, ever !
Rappers Radio (1 month ago)
rappersradio.com !!!
Tori Williams (1 month ago)
Anytime I'm feeling down I come back to this. He's fucking hysterical...and spot on😭😭🤣
Ayla Hidecker (1 month ago)
He looks like a long haired Rick Grimes
Teresa McMurrin (1 month ago)
He sounds just like a friend that would get roaring drunk and decide to call me at 2:30 in the morning. Never understood a damn thing she said, but she thought she was hilarious...And random. Definitely random.
Thomas (1 month ago)
When women get drunk, they act like children..
Vee (1 month ago)
Any women in here can relate?? Lmao I can’t stop laughing!!!
Moe Curls (1 month ago)
😂😂😂
Jodi A. (1 month ago)
I like the smile he has at the very end in response to the audience’s reaction.
viraj dobriyal (1 month ago)
this is so random
iiana thomas (1 month ago)
The woman in the 911 call sounds EXACTLY like you!!! https://youtu.be/E6Na8z7M9e0
thatdamnstarship (1 month ago)
The whole "you can't handle this argument" is dumb. Sex is not sex, you have to have some kind of talent to make it good.
A. W. (1 month ago)
I laughed so hard my abs are hurting like hell
tjpm (1 month ago)
So he is the guy I talked to that night 😂
Brittany Echols (1 month ago)
his face and body language when he says "and don't tweet a picture of a salad...THAT'S the main point I'm trying to get at" LMAO. powerful.
Anna Krupicka (1 month ago)
I can't stop watching this lol
Moon Moon (1 month ago)
Chris D’Elia, kinda funny.
uturkaos (1 month ago)
So fuckin good :)
Alan Dunmore (1 month ago)
“you don’t even know what it is it”
Rudi Delport (1 month ago)
Rick & Morty with better eyebrows
Ian Hastings (1 month ago)
Dane Cook must have been a big influence on this guy.
Andrew Bowman (24 days ago)
Ian Hastings no. Haha
Fauxy Sniping (1 month ago)
first
YourPalHDee (1 month ago)
how come on stage Chris D'elia sounds like he's a cholo?
Drippy Splashn (1 month ago)
Time to have sexxxaaaa
Ky Vazquez (1 month ago)
Watched this videos more than 10 times on facebook and youtube, and will continue !!! lmaoooo
Darius Kang (1 month ago)
Why is this white guy trying to sound black?
Nikos Lampropoulos (1 month ago)
Does anyone understood what did he say after the first man threw up? Before the "nobody moves"
Brian Paris (1 month ago)
"nobody move." In the U.S. the police yell this as a threat. As in: "if you move, I will shoot."
Kassandra Amaranthine (1 month ago)
It doesn't even matter
AvaSinBell (1 month ago)
Girl: "You needs pants for a job you can't have a job if you don't have pants." Me: "What about prostitutes or strippers?!"
Tomislav Trtica (2 months ago)
I love you man! Respect to your talent 👏
DEALWITHIT DREALIST (2 months ago)
Last four girls I dated
E2 M5 (2 months ago)
Pretty sute if the swat bursts in while u fucking her....youre a pedophile...
Jala (2 months ago)
he reminds me so much of jay bilzerian from big mouth and his girl's voice sounds like lola
hellolamby (2 months ago)
Love him.
Jennifer Graham (2 months ago)
" I don't need it. I don't need u. I'm an independent woman. The shoes on my feet, I bought 'em" 😂😂😂
Pimp Buddha (2 months ago)
he is vomit
PapaDanMrMetalMan (2 months ago)
“YO, YEAH I CAN.”
emile milton (2 months ago)
this dude doesnt make me laugh
Adam Gimfalk (2 months ago)
yes
Thomas Montagno (2 months ago)
"yOu CaNt HaNdLe ThIs" "YO YEAH I CAN" had me dying 😂
Susan (2 months ago)
A lot of truth in this.
kbreen1127 (2 months ago)
This is drunk black girls
Athir Ataullah (2 months ago)
i thought wolverine done with x-men and try for stand up..
midinerd (2 months ago)
Rick Sanchez cameo in 5seconds - 0:58
Linkinbird617 (2 months ago)
This is so accurate.
ghfellan94 (2 months ago)
What is he saying at 2:05?
ghfellan94 (1 month ago)
+Brian Paris Thank you very nacho
Brian Paris (1 month ago)
+ghfellan94 You are correct! It's, "get my things."
ghfellan94 (1 month ago)
+Brian Paris Thanks but I meant the phrase before that. Although I've come to the conclusion that he's saying "get my things"
Brian Paris (1 month ago)
"nobody move." In the U.S. the police yell this as a threat. As in: "if you move, I will shoot."
Laura murillo (2 months ago)
Wolverines funny cousin
Brittany Noaker (2 months ago)
930 people don't know what funny is 😂🤦‍♀️
Corey Hanson (2 months ago)
Girls don't drink anymore. 🤣
Mal B (2 months ago)
Being a woman i wanted to be offended by this but its actually hilariously accurate for most of us 😂
ELENA RAPOSO (2 months ago)
who are the 930 people that didn't like this? this bit made me love him for his accuracy like yah need a dose of reality...don't watch and unlike your unlike check since you prefer to live under a rock!
Ish Casey (2 months ago)
Whenever he’s about to barf, he reminds me of Dee Reynolds 😅
Luminousgirl (2 months ago)
You didnt even knaa whom mmoted en aback abama?
"Yo you almost threw up" "It doesn even matter" Hahaha😂
Courtney Mac (2 months ago)
I slip inside you, 4 1/2 min later its done...i leave feeling good, you leave feeling kinda ok.. i know how it works.
Kym Williams (2 months ago)
My favorite I swear lol.. This is hilarious lol
NEEMS (2 months ago)
Lame
Nicolette Gonzalez (2 months ago)
the dry heaving lol
Brady Cravens (2 months ago)
rip vine <3
Rose Castillo (2 months ago)
🤣sounds like my 2 year old in the beginning
Janice Carroll (2 months ago)
This man is hilarious. I watched this skit over and over again and I laugh so much every time. His face expressions are classic. And he is spot on with his description. I wish I can see him in person. And he is very cute. That's a bonus.
Jaymoss520 (2 months ago)
This guy isn't really funny.
Menahil Hassan (2 months ago)
Dayummm i can't stop laughing 😂
Solo in aeternum Odium (2 months ago)
SPOT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesly Pino (2 months ago)
Why's ts so accurate😭😭😂😂😂

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