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Chris D’Elia - What Drunk Girls Are Really Like - White Male. Black Comic.

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Chris D’Elia shares his impression of drunk girls and explains why he’s baffled by their use of the word “random.” Subscribe to Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUsN5ZwHx2kILm84-jPDeXw?sub_confirmation=1 Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up: Twitter: https://twitter.com/standup Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/comedycentralstandup Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ccstandup Watch more Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/comedycentral Watch full Comedy Central stand-up specials: http://www.cc.com/shows/stand-up
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Last four girls I dated
E2 M5 (18 hours ago)
Pretty sute if the swat bursts in while u fucking her....youre a pedophile...
Jala (2 days ago)
he reminds me so much of jay bilzerian from big mouth and his girl's voice sounds like lola
hellolamby (3 days ago)
Love him.
Jennifer Graham (3 days ago)
" I don't need it. I don't need u. I'm an independent woman. The shoes on my feet, I bought 'em" 😂😂😂
Pimp Buddha (4 days ago)
he is vomit
PapaDanMrMetalMan (5 days ago)
emile milton (6 days ago)
this dude doesnt make me laugh
Adam Gimfalk (6 days ago)
Thomas Montagno (6 days ago)
"yOu CaNt HaNdLe ThIs" "YO YEAH I CAN" had me dying 😂
Susan (7 days ago)
A lot of truth in this.
kbreen1127 (8 days ago)
This is drunk black girls
Athir Ataullah (8 days ago)
i thought wolverine done with x-men and try for stand up..
midinerd (9 days ago)
Rick Sanchez cameo in 5seconds - 0:58
Linkinbird617 (9 days ago)
This is so accurate.
ghfellan94 (9 days ago)
What is he saying at 2:05?
Laura murillo (9 days ago)
Wolverines funny cousin
Brittany Noaker (9 days ago)
930 people don't know what funny is 😂🤦‍♀️
Corey Hanson (10 days ago)
Girls don't drink anymore. 🤣
Mal B (10 days ago)
Being a woman i wanted to be offended by this but its actually hilariously accurate for most of us 😂
ELENA RAPOSO (10 days ago)
who are the 930 people that didn't like this? this bit made me love him for his accuracy like yah need a dose of reality...don't watch and unlike your unlike check since you prefer to live under a rock!
Ish Casey (10 days ago)
Whenever he’s about to barf, he reminds me of Dee Reynolds 😅
Luminousgirl (11 days ago)
You didnt even knaa whom mmoted en aback abama?
Undaunted (12 days ago)
"Yo you almost threw up" "It doesn't even matter" Hahaha😂
Courtney Mac (13 days ago)
I slip inside you, 4 1/2 min later its done...i leave feeling good, you leave feeling kinda ok.. i know how it works.
Kym Williams (13 days ago)
My favorite I swear lol.. This is hilarious lol
NEEMS (14 days ago)
Nicolette Gonzalez (14 days ago)
the dry heaving lol
Brady Cravens (14 days ago)
rip vine <3
Rose Castillo (14 days ago)
🤣sounds like my 2 year old in the beginning
Janice Carroll (14 days ago)
This man is hilarious. I watched this skit over and over again and I laugh so much every time. His face expressions are classic. And he is spot on with his description. I wish I can see him in person. And he is very cute. That's a bonus.
Jaymoss520 (14 days ago)
This guy isn't really funny.
Menahil Hassan (15 days ago)
Dayummm i can't stop laughing 😂
Solo in aeternum Odium (15 days ago)
SPOT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesly Pino (16 days ago)
Why's ts so accurate😭😭😂😂😂
chicken skink (17 days ago)
I mean, the drunk girl impression was pretty fuckin funny but once he got all "women don't ever make sense amirite fellas" I got kind of tired. He got me back on track with the self-irony at the end though.
Sabba Sarishvili (17 days ago)
As far as the accurate impressions go, this might be one the best I've seen, ever!
Kari Smith (17 days ago)
I dont understand the title (click bait perhaps) but "the white girl wasted skit" is hilarious.
BigBossMan257 (17 days ago)
Shoes on mah feet, I bought em😂
Rosalie Jo (18 days ago)
The dry heaving 😂😂😂
Made by Wera (18 days ago)
dude, stop dating Lumpy Space Princess...
Kenneth Chaisson (18 days ago)
I wasn’t expecting it to be this funny now I have soft drink all over my wall
Phil D Grave (19 days ago)
I heard this guy is so rich that he pays homeless people to keep rain drops off of him.
Sam C (19 days ago)
Kensi NoName (19 days ago)
*you afraid a crocodile is gonna take your job?*
s swift (19 days ago)
LMAO!!!!! Love him! he was on "Whitney!"
Rick Ridenour (20 days ago)
Bitches be trippin! Aw man I hope my wife duznt c this comment, I'll be in soooo much trouble.😫
Juan Rodriguez (22 days ago)
I know a career. Where you don't have to wear pants Porn stars
About as funny as arse cancer.
triggerdigger213 (23 days ago)
“It doesn’t even matter” I’m dead 😂😂😂
Devonnie Webster (23 days ago)
Put him in a white lab coat and dye his hair gray, and we have a live-action Rick from Rick and Morty everyone!
Olivia Anne Bermudez (23 days ago)
Get my thingssss!!!!
Fleur Almeida (23 days ago)
Kreeshuh Dee (23 days ago)
"Uh, ehsyuze me, I hav a question..fer yuu"
Ojas Malla (23 days ago)
This stand up was so random!
edward lyons (24 days ago)
He sounds like my math teacher when he he dose and impression of a drunk girl sometimes I think my math tear has is always drunk and hight
Josevatz293 (24 days ago)
It doesn’t even matter
vivianna hinks (24 days ago)
😂🤣😂🤣 vomit !
St. Gideon (24 days ago)
Holy shit Van Helsing does stand up now!
Apoorva chawla (24 days ago)
Essuse me! Is that your crocodile?
Hawaa Sarwary (25 days ago)
Hannah Rose (25 days ago)
Barkionbeast (25 days ago)
And repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff
Pradhyumna Gupta (25 days ago)
Looks like he's the son of Gary Sinise
you and yourself (26 days ago)
do you eveneknow whatehisit?
blisNo Eso (26 days ago)
Like yo you can't just make up a saying like your YODA* !! Ahahahahahaha
L Roscinski (27 days ago)
He has a Mitch hedburg style delivery that is priceless !!!
Amanda Baez (28 days ago)
I'm in love with this man.
Yeasmin Hai (28 days ago)
Not all girls are like his ex
Safaa (28 days ago)
Conspiracy theory : Chris d'elia IS the older(future version) Ilya from David's vlogs
Irma Diaz (28 days ago)
The shoes on my feet, I bought em I don't care 😅.
Miguel Pessanha (28 days ago)
This is incredibly accurate...
555tracy (29 days ago)
If your reality is women who almost barf and also talk shit b'c they're trashed - you're choosing to hook up with trashy, problematic women. Choose better, experience better
Alley COOPER (14 days ago)
I hate to say it but this is me I won't lie because I did this once with my fiance when I got drunk and we literally got into a fight over something small lol
Mike L (29 days ago)
You don’t even know what it is it???
Terisa Tuialuuluu (29 days ago)
Amazingly Hilarious 😆 and accurate
Bree L (30 days ago)
This isn't even a lie.
Camsterdam (30 days ago)
This is like a normal convo with a female.
Valeria E. (30 days ago)
Omg I love this hahah
Buffy Oh (30 days ago)
I feel like I can smell him through the screen
Derek Schmitt (1 month ago)
Uhh uhh uhh -MoneyBagg Yo
Mihi Te Rina Piripi (1 month ago)
All I can see is his bulged 😅 I can’t keep my eyes away from it
DOES NOT COMPUTE (1 month ago)
what the platonic version of mirror love
DOES NOT COMPUTE (1 month ago)
dem gurlz dere makin diz boy craz
Nervjiggy (1 month ago)
Is he on drugs. Sounds different
Dirty Dan (1 month ago)
His comedy is so bad it's good i can't explain it well
welkin (1 month ago)
The worst drunk girls are the ones that get instantly drowsy, self absorbed, and depressed.
ro malsawma (1 month ago)
"Don't tweet a picture of a salad"
Efrain Aguirre (1 month ago)
864 random chicks gave this a thumbs down
Yoli Yoli (1 month ago)
I love this man so much... my favorite is how he has that cute giggle at his own jokes. Also, his impression of a child and a drunk girl are the same.
SJMcFly (1 month ago)
RIP Mac Miller
Foxy Lady (1 month ago)
Waiting for Amy shumer to steal this joke too.
breker19er (1 month ago)
Oh that was great!!!!
NoNameWriter 237 (1 month ago)
I'm a bit creeped out that his drunk girl impression is so damn accurate
Jesse Cruz (1 month ago)
This dude is not funny at all! Maybe I just can't relate.
Johann Muster (1 month ago)
That's some art right here!
BRI FERO (1 month ago)
LOWER YOUR VOICE CHRIS. the accuracy tho....
Destiny Heath (1 month ago)
God this reminds me of the voices of Big Mouth. I'm cackling
Hunter Pelfrey (1 month ago)
All the dislikes are drunk white girls😂
Manuel Payan (1 month ago)
Wow he sounded so much like niki Minaj and cardi b

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